Alternative Wonderpets opening

The phone, the phone is ringing...

It's Morrissey! His girlfriend.....is in coma!

This is sewious!

He knows it's serious!

We've got to save her! Save the girlfriend!

But he doesn't......want to see her!

etc.........

Blonde Daughter and I cracked up at our own weirdness regarding this...
Music Daughter just rolled her eyes...